SOLD OUT - DECEMBER 2023 OFFERING - Claymore Replica Desk Accessory
It's less passive aggressive and more agressive agressive!
It's like a claymore... except it doesn't go boom and it holds your stuff.
Life size claymore replica is solid cast and painted in Black, because Olive Drab is so drab.
Limited offering of 50 examples.
Measures approx. 4.5"T x 8.5"W x 3.25"D
WARRANTY AND REPAIRS
Warranty & Refunds
All purchases are final and come with a lifetime warranty.
In the case of a defect, please keep the original packaging and contact us.
We want to ensure your happiness and will schedule a time to contact you via video conference. Once we have examined the item on the call and have approved your return, we will issue you a shipping number to return the item.
When we receive your shipment, we will create a new item, number it the same as your original order and ship it to you. The returned item will be destroyed.
Repairs
We try to make our offerings as robust as possible and want you to always cherish them. We also understand that accidents happen and the feeling of disappointment that comes with damaging something you enjoy.
If this happens, please contact us. We want to ensure your happiness.
We will evaluate the situation (usually via a video call) and make a preliminary determination as to whether we can repair your item or if it must be replaced.
If you would like to return the item to us we will ask you to package it carefully (we can help with suggestions) and ship it to us. We will also require a small repair deposit that will be applied to any repair/replacement costs.
Once we have received the item we will:
Inspect it to confirm it it can be repaired or must be replaced with a newly made item.
Contact you with the repair price or the discounted replacement price, whichever is applicable.
Once you approve and have paid the cost, we will begin the process of repair/replacement.
In the case of a replacement, we will create a new item, number it the same as your original order, and ship it to you. The returned item will be destroyed.
Repair/Replacement costs are non-negotiable. We understand the feeling when something is broken by accident and will charge on what it is necessary. We will often take a loss to ensure everyone is treated fairly and that you are happy.
SHIPPING INFO
Due to the high-value nature of our products, all shipments are registered.
All packages must be signed for to be received.
Doing this eliminates theft and ensures packages are not lost.
If you are not home, most carriers (we primarily use UPS, USPS, and FedEx) will leave a notice with the pick up or redelivery options and take your package to a location nearby for pick up.
If your shipment isn’t collected it will be returned to us and a redelivery fee will be charged.